10.27.2003 :::
We should incorporate the scene where she goes to get a badass sword. I figure we could do anything here.
-real sword- Lord of the Rings
-lightsaber
-malt liquor- funk people (racism at its finest!)
::: posted by Lee the Agent at 10/27/2003 04:31:00 PM
10.26.2003 :::
This is why you never follow your first reactions when it comes with me.
Anyways, yes- other assassins might include Stiffler (or his mom), the ninja would in all likelihood be you (how funny is a white ninja? very), kirill would be a must, and scoobs to quell the sexual/racial diversity advocates.
::: posted by Dan at 10/26/2003 06:32:00 PM
I got it!
GayBaby's molester dude who he kills is Doc from Back to the Future.
"My name's Doc, and I'm here for cock."
So gaybaby steals his car and it's a real funky car, ideally with a personality, like that car from knight rider. And it could be a really offensive personality, either extremely racist or so stereotypically homosexual you want to vomit. But it when it hits 69 mph it transports to other points in the Funk-Space Continum. Eh? Eh?
::: posted by Lee the Agent at 10/26/2003 02:47:00 PM
I was going to put down a Kill Bill parody as "trite," "too soon," and "gay" until I realized that it's actually the ultimate plot device. For example, one of the assassins is Saruman and to kill him gaybaby goes to Middle Earth, and another is a ninja from medival japan so Gay Baby lays down the wang fu. I also like my idea of a Funk Machine, allowing travel to any point in time and space, via the 5th dimension (funk), as long as that point has some level of funkery going down at said location. So, I figure the dwarves of middle earth have enough soul, and the Shire has a lot of pipe-smoking enthusiasts so you know there's some major boogie being layed down in Bag-End. As for feudal japan, I have no idea.
::: posted by Lee the Agent at 10/26/2003 02:26:00 PM
10.25.2003 :::
yes, other "jarns" - like some "Oriental Express" mystery, where the manager of an Asian restoraunt has been murdered and the employess are all cast into suspect. It would be excellent.
You've also forgotten Gay Baby. But that was an obvious one, so I don't blame you.
Plus, we need American Pie. Kyle is Stiffler.
It would also be interesting to try something like Kill Bill (because it's a masterpiece)... GB wakes up, finds that he's been in a coma for 4 years, his child is no longer in his womb, and his 5 would-be assassins are still alive.
::: posted by Dan at 10/25/2003 09:53:00 PM
Okay, first off I guess we should figure out how many and which movies we're going to rip off, or "parody." I think so far the list is:
Lord of the Rings
Star Wars
all kung fu/martial arts movies, ever
Back to the Future
Which covers action, action, action, and action. Maybe we should tap into the other genres?
::: posted by Lee the Agent at 10/25/2003 09:26:00 PM
10.21.2003 :::
Whoa! People post! And I thought I was lowering myself by coming here.
Well, anyways, since we're going to be repurposing this blog, I might as well start now.
Quotes of the day, to be remebered (in context):
"Smeagol is Free!"
"If you were to go to Walmart and buy a Chinese man, it would be him."
So, when you guys want to start on that script...
::: posted by Dan at 10/21/2003 03:49:00 PM
